How programmers say I love you

public String Love( ){

var love = l;

var boy = b;

var girl = g;

}

try{

if (b=l,l=g,l++){

Love = new Love( );

love.setGirl("ILOVEYOU");

boy.add(love);

}else{

if(GeneralLife.hasLove(loveCriteria.getGirl( ));

love.setBoy("ILOVEYOUTOO");

girl.add(love);

}

return b+l+g;