Totally Random Guide: How to spot a Vampire

Okay, recently there's been a lot of vampire activities all around Hollywood and believe me people aren't aware of how serious this matter really is.. Well I will have to tell you that the vampire era has begun and they are amongst you. Luckily for you I will share on how you can spot a vampire in your own neighborhood and this time to help you understand more the guide will post classified photos of vampires!. This guide is research based on very credible sources and information (Twilight saga) and will help you in making the proper decisions if you found one :D

Editor's note:People who like Twilight should not read this :P

HOW TO RECOGNIZE A VAMPIRE

• Okay, vampires may have the appearance of a normal human being but the to know a vampire is easy by looking at their clothes 1st. well you may argue that maybe some people may have the same fashion taste but logically based on my research this is what they would wear. Based on age:

-Classic Vampire

: would normally wear a black cape and 20's clothing. Don't know what a jeans is nor recognize the label Louise Vuitton. They usually wear like this>

-Pre-modernize Vampire

: Well normally vampires at this aged is considered an adult vampire so they tend to wear something like this >

- Millennium era vampire

: Okay based on recent events, Most vampires in this age criteria likes to take their clothes of like this>

• Next to identify whether a person is the vampire or not is to look at their skin tone. Normal human being have the kind of skin that glows but a vampire doesn't.This is what I meant>


• Eyes are also an important factors in recognizing a vampire however due to technological advances in the modern world,vampires have successfully hide their retinal dis-figuration.If its reveal it would look like this>


• Also check out the dentals all right..if you see something sharp coming out from their teeth well thats probably just their fangs that's all. If you don't understand what I mean well here's a picture to help you out.>

• If you see a person hanging or flying around the trees then this is a sure sign that the person is a vampire. It will look something like this.

WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU SPOT ONE?

• Okay 1st you need to know that person name particularly if that person is a male. If he tell you his name is Edward then your chance of survival just increased 100% but if it something else well then prepare to run.
• Well running isn't of a clever choice because you can't outrun a vampire so the best thing to do is before you asked that person's name, find yourself a werewolf friend.(guides will be release later on how to spot a werewolf:P)
• But then again not all werewolf are willing to help so try to find a Day-Walker name blade.I will give you my word that he will help you out (again guides about how to find blade will be release)
• If unable to find blade then you're out of luck but it's still not game over for you just yet. Myth stated that vampires hate garlic. This is not true. what they really hate is garlic breath. Vampire is very particular about their breath that's why they avoid eating garlic. so have garlic ready and chew when you sense a vampire is close by.
• Last but not least, vampire has a tendency to bite the neck 1st so before they attack your's i suggest you attack their neck 1st because they are very ticklish around that area and if you are able to make the vampire your friend then you're in luck because a vampire can help you defeat werewolves (guides to be release soon :D)