Okay, this entry has got to do with the dreams I had a few nights. I was dreaming that I was caught in a zombie infested world and I could get out. So that kept me thinking,what if that the zombie apocalypse could really happen and what we could do to survive. Well lucky for you I have been studying the anatomy and psychology of these zombies creature using credible simulation (through Left for dead,Left for dead 2, Dead Rising, Resident Evil Series) and have created the almost perfect formula(almost perfect because there is still more research to be done ) that will help you and anybody with you to survive in the zombie apocalypse world.
Pre-zombie breakouts
- Well you know there is going to be a zombie apocalypse when you see your neighbor start to walk around in his/her pajamas going all crazy. This is a symptom that the virus outbreak is entering your neighborhood.
- All of the sudden you pets started to bark out loud at the dark. This could means that danger is getting close.
- People in the town seems blur and blank and the news keep showing of mysterious death. My friend, that was the !st warning sign that you need to start packing up.
Zombies Outbreak
- In case that you ignore all the pre-outbreak signs then you must start with this 1st step but if you follow carefully the pre-outreak steps then you can skip the 1st and 2nd step. This step is where you just realize that the world could come to an end and you start to panic and scream really hard.
- stop screaming as this could attract zombies.
- Pack some light baggage anything handy such as ropes,matches,lighters,torchlight and 1st aid kit.
- find some instant weapons that is in the household (knives, machete, baseball bat etc..)
- get out but don't make to much noise as your don't want to send signals to the zombies that dinner is coming out
- Get a sturdy car (ones with rail guard at the front would be nice). Don't be too picky though as you are not shopping for a car but just enough to get you somewhere safe fast.
- make sure the car is empty and try not to find the ones that have zombies eating in them.
- don't start the car just yet, check the fuel gauge. if its more than half or half then yo're good to go but if its almost empty, try another one.(advisable to find an automatic car so you can have one hand free in-case of zombie trying to break in the car)
- once you get your car started get the hell out of your neighborhood as fast as you can
Zombies Survival Plan
Okay now you are already on your way but where to go? well here is a few tips that might help you plan your survival span.
- Go to the nearest fuel station as they have quite a bundle of medicine resources and food.( try to fuel up if the situation is safe)
- go to the nearest police or security station. The probability that there are weapons there are very high
- go to nearest military station as they might be able to help (if they are not zombies that is)
- After acquiring the essentials now you need to head out to find some place to be safe(face it people, the world is at the end, there is no such place as a safe place. Just find one that is safe for the moment)
- Always be on the move and never let your guard down. Try to travel alone or by two's. when there's too many people the survivability would be reduce as well.
- Go out from heavily populated areas (e.g cities and such) but never go into the woods or mountains as they may easily confuse you and it's too dark there.
- Always listen to the radio for there could be information of safe houses of military extraction( but keep the volume at the minimum).
So that's about all the help that I can give to you people on how to survive the apocalypse world filled with zombies. Just a friendly reminder. Make sure that you are reading this guide BEFORE the zombie outbreak and not while a zombie is chasing after you. :)
10 comments:
aiyo shahir.. banyak sangat zombie movies and games you've played. haha.
but thanks! pretty handy info. i've always thought zombies existed when i was younger.. now.. not so much.
any tips for survival when a person lives on the 22nd floor in an apartment, with no food, weapons and first aid kit?
please don't say jump out from the balcony and die. hahaha!
Hahaha well that's a hard one. well the thing you need to do is avoid the lift. You don't want to be cornered inside there when the zombies attack. use the staircase but with caution. zombies might be there too as they don't know how to use the lift as well :) as for weapons, anything could be weapons but for a quick escape down the stairs try using a mosquito spray with lighter to create instant flamethrower( guide is in Dead rising 2 )
uhh... long story short.. i will DIE! hahaha!
hahahah not if you follow the pre-outbreak signs :D
isn't hard because i kind live on the 22nd floor. i wont really know if my neighbors living on the floors below are infected.
Yikes! what a thought! *touches wood*
its very noticeably actually.. Ok takpe my next guide will be on how to identify zombies and what not to do when you find a zombie :D
Noted. haha. i think that would be very helpful. but shouldn't be so hard to identify because they're just.. well.. slow and dumb.
hahaha well they are but so are drunkards :P
touche. :P
hahahaha...too bad there ain't no like button here coz i LIKE this! heheh.
more zombie survival guides please! =D
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